Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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harmon1 0
**** their lives actually
thehelenlouiseee 5
f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad
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Comments (168)
dreamit 0
sux for the kid whose name is potter. lol
chobitschibi1369 0
Wow.
peaches1328 0
that sucks for the kids
dannyswin 0
how is this an fml
Kitola 2
I work as an after school enrichment instructor. At one of the schools I go to, there's a student named John Wang. It's hard to not snicker and want to put a cowboy hat on him.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Harry Potter is amazing. That's all I have to say on this subject, lest I should be subjected to ridicule. (BRING IT!)
airforcebound 0
dillwgaf
glitterypink 0
I went to school with a girl named Granny Smith. There was a girl at my friends school named Anna Rexi
ScuseMePrincess 2
Some people named their daughter "Granny?" That's horrible.
qutii 0
How is this an FML for you again?
erika622 0
haha I work in a pediatric clinic and it's crazy all the stupid names u hear