Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML
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Today, I found out there's a Harry Potter club at my school. My boyfriend is in it. FML
Today, a tourist from an English-as-second-language country taught me a new word. In English. FML
Today, my brother was suspended from school. He referred to himself as "Master" and two female classmates as his "bitches" in front of his teacher. He's ten years-old. What kind of family do I live in? FML
Today, I was watching Harry Potter. When all the students at Hogwarts started to clap at one point, I started clapping myself. FML
Today, I was reading the seventh Harry Potter book at an airport. A woman asked me what I was reading, so I told her. She said, "Oh, so you have children?" Since I'm in my early twenties, I was taken aback and said no. She replied slower and louder, "Oh, so you have a childlike mind?" FML
Today, my daughter finally gave birth to twin boys. She informed me that she named them Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck. My grandsons are named after Hobbits. FML
Today, the Chinese student I've been teaching English to got on stage in front of hundreds of people to read her final essay. She ended with, "What a fucking day." I don't swear, and I no longer have a job. FML
Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML
Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML
Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML
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harmon1 0
**** their lives actually
thehelenlouiseee 5
f their lives ;) I went to school with a Harriet potter and that was kinda bad
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Comments (168)
kemando 22
LOL I'm gunna name my son Alphonse or Edward Elric! (1 cookie for who gets the reference)
JadeRose_fml 8
Fullmetal Alchemist
Honesty4U 0
love it! lol
Mewzakuro240 0
Yes. This.
crystalbeee 0
a Harry an a potter in Taiwan??? erm dnt think so. maybe Harry but potter ain't even first name. today u teach or tought??? damn I'm glad ur not my teacher
Hopersz 0
Well everyone keeps saying "how is this an FML for you?" its and fml for this person since he or she is the teacher. If something happens to those students they he or she is reliable for it
satellitehearts 0
Taiwan rocks! :)
fengpwns 0
failed
TallestKAT 3
Ya know, they could have lied just to fool you.
smokeymcpottt 3
Coincidence? I think not!
trex23t 0
umm I think this affects them more then you
skyeyez9 25
I named my child Emily. She is the only child in her class with a "normal name.". One boy is named Etan, and he says it is pronounced A-Tan. There are twins in her class (no joke) named Maaha and Beebah.
boatkicker 5
Book series. Or at least, book and movie series.