Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML
Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML
Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed for my big date, my cat pooped on my only shoes. FML
Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML
Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML
Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML
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Top comments
jm88 0
I don't want to say you deserved it but... you put alot of faith in luck by exposing your wedding dress like that =(
Melanie_fml 0
Emergency dry cleaning FTW! I'm sure any cleaners will take it on an emergency basis. Then close the door to the room it's in ;)
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Comments (71)
jdpwnsyou 0
On the contrary, I think it's the cat that needs to go...horrible creatures.
DingoCJ 15
You're not alone on that one.. I believe that all cats belong in cages (crab pots)
cubbiezgurl03 0
Never ever leave your dress where something could happen to it! At least hang it up somewhere out of reach!
baseline 0
It is beyond belief that anyone would think she deserved this. I hope it got sorted out in time.
calikola 0
You're getting married on a weekday? I'm hoping the admins were just delayed in posting this.
bigcrazymike 6
I hate cats...disgusting vermin!
adelaide_evening 0
#25 and #3, you have to put "Today" in your FML, that's what makes it an anecdote. That doesn't mean it actually happened today.
heyannahey 0
Yeah, not a fan of cats. That really sucks, though. Hope you got it all sorted out.
greenman_fml 0
GOD DAMN CATS they ruin everything, all should be burned
generalsmith 0
#6 you are a smart man. once, my cat peed on my beanbag. it has never done it since, mainly because i hung it outside my window until dead. i suggest everyone do the same.
silversar59 0
#31 you killed your cat?!