Stupid cat

your ONLY shoes? and this is your BIG date? tf? YDI bro.

Yea, fuck people who can only afford one pair of shoes!

Your cat rocks.
Maybe you should get a new pair of shoes, ..or a couple.

Dogs > cats

Should have gotten your cat a date or your cat is trying to tell you this person isn’t right for you.

So you can afford living with a cat, but can't 2 pairs of shoes ?

You are owned by a cat. YDI from the start.