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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I stretched out my wedding dress on my bed so it could air out before the big day tomorrow. Later I returned to my room only to find my cat on my wedding dress, it peed on it. FML

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By Stephanie - 05/03/2010 00:01 - United States

Today, I bought my wedding dress and sat it on the bed while I went to buy matching shoes. When I came home, I saw my soon to be husband on the bed sitting next to my wedding dress. Turns out he spilt Coca-Cola on the dress and was trying to get it out with carpet cleanser. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/07/2020 20:03

Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By Meaghan - 12/02/2013 17:41 - United States - North Myrtle Beach

Today, my maid of honor, who offered to take care of my wedding dress before the D-Day, left it near her open window during heavy rain. My dress is now ruined, and she's backed out due to stress. I'm supposed to be getting married tomorrow. FML

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By Zodiacfall - 27/10/2019 02:00

Today, I replaced my bedsheets with new, clean ones. I went to the bathroom to wash up, and when I came back, my cat had peed exactly where my head would be. FML

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By nakedweddingday - 04/07/2013 02:40 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I came home from work to find white fabric and crystals all over the apartment floor. I followed the trail of destruction to my bedroom, where my roommate had left our closet door open. Apparently, her cats decided that my wedding gown was to be their newest conquest. FML

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By cathater - 06/01/2020 01:00 - United States - Eddington

Today, as I was getting dressed for my big date, my cat pooped on my only shoes. FML

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By weddingcrashed - 19/09/2009 21:04 - United States

Today, it is my wedding day. I couldn't find my very expensive wedding dress anywhere. After almost 2 hours of panic and chaos, I found it in my pool, covered in red paint, with a note on one of my lounge chairs reading, "Today is MY wedding day, bitch." FML

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Hard to beat

By onlyslightly - 30/11/2012 08:33 - United States

Today, my cat peed on my bra. I didn't realize this until after I arrived at work for my 12-hour shift. Now I'm trying to wash my bra out in the sink and stuff paper towels down it to soak up the moisture. Only 10 more hours to go, and the smell of cat pee is still lingering. FML

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By mav3rick91 - 01/03/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, I opened my closet to get my uniform to get ready for work, and found the cat my step-mom was looking for the night before. Apparently, it snuck in there and was too stupid to miaow to be let out, but had no problem pissing all over all my stuff. FML

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jm88 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:30

I don't want to say you deserved it but... you put alot of faith in luck by exposing your wedding dress like that =(

Melanie_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:17

Emergency dry cleaning FTW! I'm sure any cleaners will take it on an emergency basis. Then close the door to the room it's in ;)

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Gawain_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:38

LMAO @ #5!!! Unfortunately, this is your fault. I have two cats myself, so I know you don't leave things like wedding dressing unattended.

lamarr 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:39

#11,.. 'noname' is the default title when someone enters a FML but doesn't enter a name

Bunny420 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:41

Cheers ma dears :P

Bunny420 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:46

Agree with #7 BTW ;) haha.

ummmyeahhh 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:46

good luck with cleaning the dress. that's why cats use litter boxes. and are declawed.

AcessDenied 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:51

Wedding dresses should be, as #9 said, wrapped up to all hell and flattened as flat as possible in the back of your closet where nothing can get to it. And a cat? Good God, that's just asking for sht to happen. ... LOL I made a pun.

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:55

Agreed #7 about #5. OP, cats have a way of telling you important things by what they destroy.. maybe you should reconsider that wedding.

819 1

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:58

I'm with #4. I am keeping my wedding dress as far away as possible from my cat! It's being stored at my grandparents' pet-free home until I take it to get steamed before my big day. You could've at least hung it up out of the bag to fluff it out! AND keep the cat out! Bad prep on your part, I hate to say.

Amanda_Ruth 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 21:59

Okay, I agree. Your life is ******. But for the record, if you have a male cat, and bring something nice and new and fancy into the house... that little kitty is gonna wanna piss all over it to mark his territory. I should know. I have eight males. The one female keeps them in line. Hooray, the crazy cat lady has spoken =P

Nickodemus 0

Tuesday 10 March 2009 22:03

And this is why ppl shouldn't keep cats as pets. Dogs, my friend, dogs are excellent and won't pee on your stuff if they're outside. ;-) really, I just like dogs cause they can be trained and controlled.