By NothowIimaginedmyday - 03/10/2015 04:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was shaving his beard in the bathroom when I left. An hour later, I found him exasperated after having shaved half his body. I had to help him shave every nook and cranny left because he said he was in too deep and couldn't turn back. Yes, his bumhole too. FML
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faifai_fml 21

He's gonna have fun when it starts growing back!

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Caroline1812 20

I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that

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epicx22 22

Or he prefers to be hairless, I mean body hair isn't the best thing to have..

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cacheson 41

But actually though... Seems like a solid guess!

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Feklfekl2222 32

I've never seen an FML with so many downvoted comments

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tantanpanda 26

^you must be new here.

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Feklfekl2222 32

No not really, just a lot that would normally be left be downvoted if you ask me

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gogo44444 28

^^^ no it isn't! OCD=Obsessive compulsive disorder

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Symantha23 25

Hahahahaha how much hair does he have?? Next time he should take it in smaller increments! Lol

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sillyyoshi1998 13

Sounds like a pain in the ass.

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melanielovejeff 15

Nobody likes poo caught in their ass hairs.

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ekalfhsa 2

My ex boyfriend had a name for that. He called it "dangleberries". The more you know, eh.

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stieglar 17

This is one of those situations that's like drugs. Just say no.

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Caroline1812 20

I think you're just a good girlfriend! not many people would lend a helping hand like that

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RedPillSucks 31

there's being a good friend then there's that line where your body screams "oh hell no!!"

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tabbycat2007 22

I agree with #5, OP definitely earned good girlfriend points on this one. She could have just laughed and let him figure it out, but instead she helped him finish the deed. Good job, OP.

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MissEris 27

I help my man with it all the time. I think it's fun :D

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wobbly1 16

Like the song says, "The things you do for love "

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MarkTheMintMan 21

This FML "cracks" me up. Sorry about that OP, at least your boyfriend trusts you enough to shave such an area.

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MarkTheMintMan 21

I am quite ashamed at the dumb pun I made. And I apologize for placing it in my comment.

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izzajaneful 24

People wouldn't have down voted you as much if you hadn't put it in quotation marks.

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buckstop1 37

Hold up. He asked you to shave his WHAT? Is this a normal thing in America that I'm just now learning about?

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UH60 26

I imagine shaving around your asshole alone would be difficult for anyone. Too risky haha

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StiffPvtParts 43

Am I really the only one who shaves down there? Why does it seem so weird to everyone here? I hate admitting it, but I'm a pretty hairy dude, especially... down there, and shaving it down once a month helps me maintain good personal hygiene. Okay, so maybe it's not the easiest of places to shave, but I think I do a damn good job 'cause it's very rare that I accidentally cut myself while doing it.

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bapbap_fml 15

I can see preferring to be smooth, but I don't think body hair is really a hygiene thing. If you're clean, the hair is clean, all good. My husband is quite hairy and he has good hygiene, tbh I'd be turned off if he shaved it.

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MrSassypants 33

#46 I'm not saying it's weird, it is just weird to ask somebody, even if it's a loved on, but I gotta say, props to OP for doing it for her husband. That's true love.

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