Today, while out with my girlfriend, her stalker ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and beat the shit out of me. While I was on the ground, my girlfriend got angry at him, and went to go “talk with him in private.” She’s nowhere to be found, and hasn’t picked up her phone in four hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to fight my girlfriend’s ex-boyfriend because she told me he used to beat her. Turns out, she was lying to “impress” me, and her ex has a black belt in taekwondo. I’m in excruciating pain right now. FML
Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend still hangs out with her "abusive, violent, psychotic, misogynistic, manipulative" ex. I told her to block him and she pitched a mega tantrum. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML
Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML
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Jeremy Strang 7
Um, maybe call the cops? Because she might be dead?
xxWTFxx1981 23
Watching you get your a$$ kicked was a turn on for her FYL... I would report the dude to the police he can bang your girl tonight and be some dudes Bitch in prison tomorrow...
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Jeremy Strang 7
Um, maybe call the cops? Because she might be dead?
mattiagardin 15
She's globbing his schmeat
xxWTFxx1981 23
Watching you get your a$$ kicked was a turn on for her FYL... I would report the dude to the police he can bang your girl tonight and be some dudes Bitch in prison tomorrow...
RichardPencil 32
She apparently likes the bad boy type. Move on. If you do what it takes to win her back, you'd be facing serious prison time.
shello_liv22 5
That’s not your girlfriend anymore
Sonotsuave 37
Um, either she’s cheating or in serious trouble—either way I’d report it to the authorities
kitten79TX 5
I hope you called the cops. Hoping for an update that says she's alive!
Glitterbaby2613 20
UPDATE PLEASE