Beat it

By frank - 13/01/2022 08:01

Today, while out with my girlfriend, her stalker ex-boyfriend appeared out of nowhere and beat the shit out of me. While I was on the ground, my girlfriend got angry at him, and went to go “talk with him in private.” She’s nowhere to be found, and hasn’t picked up her phone in four hours. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 231
You deserved it 88

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Um, maybe call the cops? Because she might be dead?

Watching you get your a$$ kicked was a turn on for her FYL... I would report the dude to the police he can bang your girl tonight and be some dudes Bitch in prison tomorrow...

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Um, maybe call the cops? Because she might be dead?

She's globbing his schmeat

Watching you get your a$$ kicked was a turn on for her FYL... I would report the dude to the police he can bang your girl tonight and be some dudes Bitch in prison tomorrow...

She apparently likes the bad boy type. Move on. If you do what it takes to win her back, you'd be facing serious prison time.

shello_liv22 4

That’s not your girlfriend anymore

Um, either she’s cheating or in serious trouble—either way I’d report it to the authorities

I hope you called the cops. Hoping for an update that says she's alive!