Today, I brought my girlfriend home while my parents were at work, and things got a little heated. We lost track of time, because the next thing we knew, my dad burst into the living room. He doubled over laughing and asked how much I paid her. FML
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starbucksguy
| 16
Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?
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shift_love
| 13
Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.
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starbucksguy
| 16
Harsh...but come on, how much did you pay?
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AwkwardPartyBear
| 24
Oh boy, let the comments with random prices begin.
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starbucksguy
| 16
Let's start the bidding at £40...
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Drigr
| 9
My only question isn't how much, but did they like have the window open or was she just screaming like a banshee? At least in the houses I've been in, the livingroom is connected to the door or entryway.
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Awes0meperson
| 10
Ya but the living room is where everyone hangs out, so he might have seen them, and then decided to burst in to be funny.
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
...then OP said, "$700, with your credit card!"
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tjv3
| 10
Hahahaha your dad is funny
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shift_love
| 13
Ahhhh dear old dad. Always love to make a mockery of his sons sex life.
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ihaveFMLfeverr
| 5
Old Greg why are you on here
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dazzyboy
| 1
I would have told him to either join in or piss off!
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Awes0meperson
| 10
So let me get this straight… you would want your dad to join in on you and your girlfriend having sex? Thats a little weird…
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Girlybanana
| 2
25- the fuck? That is wrong on so many levels
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dazzyboy
| 1
what's wrong with that? the family that plays together, stays together
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Colonel_Lexi
| 18
44-Remind me to never ever go to your family reunions
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ladyLALAA
| 28
But what about the boat times?
That wasn't a time it was more of an exposure, wasn't it, really?
That wasn't a time it was more of an exposure, wasn't it, really?
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GregFML
| 21
my name is greg...
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SabyLuvsYuu
| 1
Seriously, how much?
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FMLsAreAwesome
| 0
Original.
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LightningCactus
| 12
He paid her in Chuck-E-Cheese Tokens.
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shannonreneee
| 11
23, the first three comments were submitted pretty much at the same time. So her comment was original, just missed out by a millisecond or so.
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starbucksguy
| 16
In fairness, this appeared at the exact same time as my comment...great minds think alike apparently...or fools seldom differ. Whatever floats your boat...
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MysticKnight
| 3
You fools have great minds.
What happens if nothing floats my boat?
What happens if nothing floats my boat?
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starbucksguy
| 16
Then you're gonna start sinking, my friend
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Minna_fml
| 14
Made my day, thank you kind sir.
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Abdul888
| 16
He gave her chocolate, then they started playing ps. Guys you know what I mean ;)
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starbucksguy
| 16
Pokemon silver?
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kevinn95
| 0
Play station ;D
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ethanbin
| 10
Well it seems like someone needs to learn how to use a lock on a door
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SweetlyPsycho
| 4
No! Someone needs to learn how to have sex in their room.
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ethanbin
| 10
Good point, someone needs to learn to have sex in their locked bedroom
Btw awesome profile pic
Btw awesome profile pic
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Achall91
| 17
Even if he had locked the door it wouldn't matter because the dad probably had a key considering it is his house and all. There wouldn't have been a problem if the son and his girlfriend were in his room with the door locked instead of the living room.
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charlesPscene
| 4
Loserville?
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Pentium_4
| 26
at least he has a sense of humor. he was your age once, so he understands!
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mike3775
| 32
exactly. A good sense of humor.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
He's thinking "That's my boy."
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minesbiggerr
| 25
#34 more "shit how much did he use this time?"
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blcksocks
| 19
You could say "more than what you paid to get yours". No wait, that would be saying shit about your mom..
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vintage3113
| 6
Maybe not
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MidnaLink
| 32
21 actually it would... just saying
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gracehi
| 31
Just don't pull a "Secret Service" on her and you should be fine. :)
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emeraldisle
| 30
I love parents with a sense of humour.
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lopsop
| 12
That's better that wtf are you doing?
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Pogox
| 5
Than, idiot.
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lopsop
| 12
Thank you
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TheMathMajor
| 26
While you should be glad your dad has a sense of humor, his comment was a little rude towards your girlfriend :/
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cayytee
| 0
or she could just laugh too i know i would if my bfs dad did that.
or she could take it as shes really pretty : )
or she could take it as shes really pretty : )
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TheMathMajor
| 26
Either way he's calling her a prostitute. I wouldn't like it.
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Barr3lR0ll
| 9
14 your profile pic is awesome.