By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Luckyrae01 1

This doesn't specify whether the OP is male or female. What if this is a girl?

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hewro_failure 11

You could just be gay and not wanting to come to terms with it yet decide to look at yourself naked while masterbating first

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ideadgirl 2

I'd say it makes you similar to Patrick Bateman.

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firefighterjohn 9

record it and sell it on the internet

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kaytphillips1993 4

That's a bit of both I'd say

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brittlehorn20 21

Male or female, it's both.

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