Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a text from my boyfriend breaking up with me. Not only was this a bit cowardly but he'd also sent it in a reply to our last interaction on our phones, a group chat with some of our friends, who started commenting with sad face emojis before I had even had the chance to see it. FML
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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 2 years because I was tired of his childishness and anger, so he decided to send me 540 random text messages of scrambled letters in order to mess up my phone as well, as make me pay 20 cents for each message. FML
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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and left me crying in the street. I then got a text from my mom saying how pathetic my love life was. Apparently, it was a mass text message and she accidentally added me to the list. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
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ojoRojo 27
Aw that’s rough. I’m sorry OP, but at least all your friends know he’s a tool who breaks up over text and you deserve better.
distortedcognition 17
Ouch. So sorry, love
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Comments (14)
ojoRojo 27
Aw that’s rough. I’m sorry OP, but at least all your friends know he’s a tool who breaks up over text and you deserve better.
Boyufd 25
breaking up though text isn't necessary bad at all just depends on the reason
distortedcognition 17
Ouch. So sorry, love
Marcella1016 32
Where the hell is it snowing?! We’ve gotten like half an inch in DC all winter and it’s basically springtime now 😕 Is that not happening everywhere??
Charlie Given 28
I live in the upper peninsula of Michigan and we just got a foot of snow last night and it's still snowing hard this morning
EmDizzle2007 28
fun stuff
RichardPencil 32
Wow, that's cold. Pretty funny that it happened on Snow Day. In time, you'll see the humor in this.
WistayShlaio82 13
I’ve never been in a relationship, but breaking up with someone over text seems like a coward move.
Shzusuziq 16
Even if you don’t have an iPhone, you can still see it’s a group text. He was being a dick and wanted people to know....
Ian A Bartle 2
too bad when you get a group text from an iphone on an android it just comes through as a regular text from the sender and when you reply it only sends to them