By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Comments

davide223 0

Well I hope you're at least hot ;P

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metaphoristic 8

Just don't watch yourself for too long; you might turn into a narcissus

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DanGav 6

No..... I believe that may make you gay

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PhishloverA 14

That's just plain screwed up

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Hockeyboy4280 18

This reminds me of that sex scene from American Psycho, when Christian Bale was pointing to himself in the mirror and admiring himself while he was having sex with those 2 girls... Anyone remember what I'm talking about?

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soxnroxs 8

Yes, it's one of my favorite movies ^_^ "I have to return some video tapes. . ."

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taylorandrew 0

Well considering you're probably ugly, just watch ****.

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KiddNYC1O 20

How did you come up with that? Would you beat off to yourself if you were "ugly".

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taylorandrew 0

No that's exactly the point of you're ugly why do it to yourself?

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thisguy45 2

It's funny how everybody assumes that the person who posted this is a guy

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reesealtoona 2

autosexual... weird, even weirder someone posted it

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