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Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

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Well. Use your other arm, problem solved.

That's tough. If you don't believe me try it

Is your hand abnormally soft?! :P

Not my right one :D

I'm an artist, so I can act like the carpel tunnel is from drawing.

41- I can tell you're one hell of an artist

Is your girlfriend still withholding sex until you can enter her flacid?...

That's called "the stranger".

It's like a whole different person too. Like "who is this stranger?"

How do you think us metal guitarists feel?!

This guy must suffer from CMD. (chronic masterbation disorder) or just FL. Forever alone.

You must really beat the hell outta that thing to make the difference that noticeable.

Poked my head in to see exactly how long it took for the first 'switch hands' comment to show up...... Internet, you make me proud.

103- Wouldn't "Forever Alone" be FA and not FL?

dude. you act like the first thing somebody thinks about when they see you is masturbation.

Take your watch off. Lessening the weight will build leaner muscles. ;)

I don't get why this is thumbed up? It's not funny -.-

Lol, you may have poked your head in but that's clearly something OP has missed out on.

120 - I know I do. OP really tickles my peaches.

sorry but this has to be fake the only muscle you use when masturbating, or the second muscle you use lol, is in your hand. squeeze your thumb against your hand and feel the muscle that pops that's how you know which side you masturbate with. the rest is cardio. this fml is bs

lol, who else is imagining OP looking like a hermit crab, with one arm scrawny and the other one built like Schwarzenegger's? :D

I thought the stranger was when you sat on your hand until it became numb and then masturbated!

That's why I use my left hand, even though I'm right handed. It balances it out.

You live in Equestria?!?!

Like when Quagmire discovered Internet porn?

Did any one else think of that one Johnny Bravo episode?

Wow..if you can actually see a difference it's time to get a girlfriend or at least a hobby..

I think this FML was submitted by my brother.

Really because if so that's so funny!!

I agree, way too much masturbation going on!

30, don't you know that thread jacking is just plain rude.

It could be a girl..

Actually not, seriously not

I probably do it more frequently than OP, but I only last 3 minutes with my hands. I will never get muscles.

Is it that one Popeye looking arm?

Start lifting weights with the other arm.

While masturbating?

Just say half ur body is a badass then

That took years to accomplish... Have some pride!

I use my feet so that doesn't happen

Foot masturbation 1. Reality 0

Masturbation causes blindness so you should watch out

Please tell me you're not serious

Exactly how is that possible??

Im obviously not being serious how ridiculous would that be

16 Its a rumor that was created to keep kids from masterbating. There is some science to back the theory but its proven that it really doesn't affect anything.

I would definately not be able to use this site if it was true

23 - by science you mean not science.

Oh come on guys it also causes hairy palms, and everytime you masturbate an angel crys and a kitten dies, true story.

37. Sure you're the expert here not me

40 - is that why i have to get a new kitten every day? i just thought i had bad luck i switched to birds, problem solved ^_^

Get better aim?

When I masturbate and ejaculate I feel like a sour patch candy but in reverse.

Bullshit! Medical science has shown this to be a myth! It merely causes hairy palms.

Not just palms, Chewbacca is actually human with a bit too much time on his hands.

113 - More than just time.

No, it is true. To the people don't know what aiming is

If only I still had my eyesight i could read your clever comment.

What do you mean aiming ?

Did anyone else see the pun? XD

Time to use the other hand!

1 beat you to it my friend :/