By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

Only in California...

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mosquito19 14

you're narcissistic and you have no idea you're pathetic

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coolbrony12 3

I'm gonna go with both and add one more: gay

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keshaforever1 14

Heh, I find it funny that you're supposedly a "brony", yet you go hate and call someone gay when bronies are supposed to love and tolerate.

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phatdaddy62 23

Who says that they are mutually exclusive?

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kenleybunch 15

I just.... I don't know what to say to that

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Driveshaft 5

Palin would say you're pathassistic. Then claim that word has always been in her vocabulmations.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's narcithetic! Don't let me bring out my imaginary unabridged Palin edition of the Websters dictionary.

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Driveshaft 5

Is it the 5th edition? Otherwise we may both be wrong...

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abbymichelle 1

That's disgusting and we don't really care about you masterbating the whole thing is pathetic!

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Jaxx66 21

Actually masturbation is quite normal. And this is FML, we are on this site; which means we somewhat care. Seeing as you are a newbie, I will let you off with a warning. Don't speak for all of us, we obviously all have different opinions. (and as for my warning: keep up with this type of thing and you'll never get thumbed up.)

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taylorandrew 0

Well I kinda agree that nobody cares if you're doing it or not, yes it is FML, but that doesn't mean people need to tell us everything like this.

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thisguy45 2

Everybody masturbates. Even if you don't know it.

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dansco 24

Well you obviously love yourself so you are wanking about the person you love... Lol

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custmwoody9 4

I suggest meeting more women and if u like watching make sure someone else is putting on the performance for you.

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