Today, I'm horny as hell, but I'm such a germaphobe that I don't want to be touched by anyone else, and now, after looking in the mirror and seeing how disgusting I look, I can't even touch myself, not with a vibrator, my hand or a 10-foot pole. FML
I agree, your life sucks 753
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Same thing different taste

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tounces7 27

Obviously massive long term professional help is in order here.

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take a shower and do your yourself up so you can do yourself. I don't see the issue here

You are a goddess. A squeaky-clean goddess.

tounces7 27

Obviously massive long term professional help is in order here.