By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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lambda_fml 40

Dude thats gay. I dont know what narcissistic means, but thats gay.

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x_cutkiller_x_fml 6

How can you put that on FML ? Self deprecation is terrible. You are just a plain pathetic.

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kalbrek009 20

Giving the term "self love" to a whole new spin, or are you trying to see what you look like (faces) when you ******? Either way, it's somewhat of a tie between narcissistic & pathetic I think...but that's just my opinion

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The_F3rris 11

Don't feel bad OP. I did that not to long ago, too.

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lizardninja 0

I'll add to the FML OP, "or gay". 'nuff said

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