By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 17:01 - United States - South Gate

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Today, I still can't decide whether masturbating while looking at myself makes me narcissistic or just plain pathetic. FML
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perdix 29

If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!

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doctorhook86 24

I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.

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Jeffers123 5

Isn't there a saying like " if u don't love yourself why should other people"?

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MissMae93 23

Is it just me, or is it strange that out of all the horrific things which may gratuitously "**** people's lives", OP's one catastrophic event is being unable to decide whether or not watching themselves ********** is "narcissistic" or "pathetic"? Yeesh, I wish my life's issues were that simple.

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dominic1221 6

Go to SomethingAwful instead then. FML's for entertainment, or didn't you figure that out yet being too busy acting like a killjoy? -_-

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MissMae93 23

128 - Just two FML's prior, a girl found her sister and boyfriend fooling around in the shower. THAT qualifies as a situation where it truly "***** OP's life", she loses her boyfriend and her family is split apart all at the same time. This FML in the other hand is ridiculous, it's really not ruining OP's life in any way, shape or form.

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charlottesun 0

honestly I kinda turn myself on. if it is a regular thing you should find some other people to look at tho

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charlottesun 0

probably shouldn't have admitted that... hahaha

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picturescrazy 24

I like watching myself too, I don't think it makes me narcissistic or pathetic.

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challan 19

You guys always make me feel like a pervert! Does no one else like to look in the mirror and watch themselves get busy? I mean most times it's with a partner, but whatever! It's ****, only you're the star.

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3Aboodii 16

Thats pretty ****** up in my books :) try getting laid for a change...

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