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Show it anywayThat reminded of a scene from Jennifer's Body!
I bet op is just doing it because they're having a hard time finding something more attractive on the internet. I have that problem too sometimes ;)
You should be put in timeout for this comment ... Now go sit in the corner and think of something better to say ... And no masturbating ... Kthanksbye
I was beginning to think your comment could have been funny... Then you ended it with kthanksbye... You should be locked in a basement for that comment
31 I wasn't referring to your comment I was talking about #1 -.- but if you wanna e-battle we can ...
Well that's awkward :/ I'll pass on the ebattle, it only worth my time if it's legit or inspires some strong emotion. Maybe next FML:)
What the **** is Ebattle?....
47, it's 2 people bitching a each other online until one realizes how pointless it is and does something to benefit their real life.
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What an e-pussy ... Who backs away from an e-battle ??
Alright shit just went down... Let's do this newbie
I wanna be part of this. Quick 61, tag me in !!!
*tag* **** him up muzy!!!
And that is what keeps people interested.
Oh damn! Time to break out the popcorn! This shit is gonna be awesome. $50,000 on muzy!
Well then I guess it's time to collect my $50,000...
122- wouldn't you collect $100,000?
143, I'm still getting a fuckton of money so it doesn't matter that much
Haha 69 dislikes
I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.
Doctorhook, I only thumbed up your comment because of your pic that went with it. I laughed out loud
Oh mighty Perdix...it could be a cute little clitty or a nasty Vienna sausage clitty... Think about it!
Doctor hook- hope she didn't have her 'big toe' thumb in there. That thing gives me the creeps.
I was once in an art class where not only did the nude model have an erection from looking at himself, he came! Without even touching himself! In front of the whole class! Now, THAT'S narcissism. A new pic for my 2k comment!
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Wow! Never knew that was possible! That was my lesson for the day thanx! Now my time on FML was not totally wasted!!! Thanx
Perdix- My friends and Me always see you comment here on and we've always curious what your picture is? Could you explain it please?! Sorry about the bad English. I'm getting learned it.
I believe his picture is matching colours with moods and involuntary movements. And other stuff.
Depends if you look like zyzz then I understand forever miren
2- or you're Patrick Bateman from American Psycho.
All i can do is hope that u r a girl... Otherwise it is plain pathetic...
It doesn't show the gender it says the poster is anonymous so you don't really know what the person is.think before you assume.
Well no, because if you're like the other guy that gets turned off at naked pics of his gf and looking at yourself turns you on again, more power to you! Just be careful not to start calling yourself daddy, or trying to handcuff yourself to the bed. O.o
That comment deserves an award. But wait... How can he ********** if he's chained to a bed?
Yardstick superglued to a pocket p*ssy. Don't ask me how I know this.
Hmmm well I think you gave it away.
I'd say that's probably a tie. At the same time, whatever makes you happy...
That's what I'm sayin. Potatoe, potahtoe
Well, narcissus was a greek story character who fell in love with his own reflection in a puddle of water, so this might be a pure embodiment of narcissism.
130- it doesn't have to be...
You will never need a women to turn you on I guess
As long as you hang a mirror over the bed.
I thought everyone had one of those??
Of you're Charlie sheen you have a camera and a TV!
Hey, maybe no one's on par with your level of attractiveness. It just might be a bit hard to upgrade from your hand, in that case.
Doesn't matter.... Had sex. Sorry but this is so funny. How lovely to have this as your only concern in life...
There was no sex involved, so your "joke" was invalid and unfunny. How is this OP's only concern? Physic are we?
Masturbating isn't sex?
^ Can't tell if being serious or not (Fry Meme)
If you clone yourself and have sex with it, (considering if you're that much of a narcissist) Is it ************? Same with sex with an imaginary friend; rule 34 applies to Foster's, ya know.
Why yes, I a physics.
LOL, wtf man.......
You are Kanye West, Op. He is both narcissistic and pathetic. Some of his songs are good, though.
Hater alert. ...but a fan at the same time? Weird.
I am a very confused little girl
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If you have a big dick, it's narcissistic. If you have a little winky, it's hilarious!
I don't see a gender on this FML, so I'm choosing to believe that Megan Fox wrote it.