By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Jays7 10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

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AmberL 0

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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Poetaster 10

Possibly the case was on his lap open end up as he closed it? This would put the gaping maw of the man-boob eating trumpet case in proximity of it's target. Then, when the unsuspecting op leaned over it to pick up the mouth piece, the case seized the moment and, nom nom nom ... The deed was done. .. Just sayin...

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OfficeNinja 5

I suppose trumpet cases will come with warning labels now. But I'll want you - the entire planet can't be idiot proofed. Stay out of any Red Bull competitions.

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Wolvy_fml 3

This one time at band camp....

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Dcm210 19

your nipple must've been sticking out 3 feet or you have big ****.

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desireev 17

I am trying to find a way to defend this person.. But for once, I am stumped. How in the hell did you accomplish that?!

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