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Growing old sucks

By Jaymail - 30/10/2022 06:00

Today, I went to have my ears cleaned out because I’ve been experiencing signs of deafness. Guess what? My ears were already clear. I need hearing aids. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve lost my hair, some of my sight, and some teeth, so yeah, why not my hearing at this point… FML

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HOT_THOT 8

Sunday 30 October 2022 12:54

it would be helpful to know how old you are.

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Sunday 30 October 2022 15:43

I have a feeling that a very important piece of info's missing: your age. If you are in your 30s, well, sorry, FYL :-( If you are in your 70s, then what else would you expect...

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HOT_THOT 8

Sunday 30 October 2022 12:54

it would be helpful to know how old you are.

Dr_Alex 10

Send a private message

Sunday 30 October 2022 15:43

I have a feeling that a very important piece of info's missing: your age. If you are in your 30s, well, sorry, FYL :-( If you are in your 70s, then what else would you expect...

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