FML : Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

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By Display / Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 / France - Paris

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By Conner Dalbeck | 14

#7543897 - Friday 22 September 2017 12:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

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By Conner Dalbeck | 14

#7543897 - Friday 22 September 2017 12:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

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