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Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Display / Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 / France - Paris

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By Conner Dalbeck | 15

#7543897 - Friday 22 September 2017 0:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

By Meagan Ortiz | 16

#7650544 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 22:07

thats not nerdy or geeky

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By Conner Dalbeck | 15

#7543897 - Friday 22 September 2017 0:31

can you do a follow up i wanna see how this happened

By Meagan Ortiz | 16

#7650544 - Tuesday 19 June 2018 22:07

thats not nerdy or geeky

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