MikeNick
United States
Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tokyo, Japan
How? What?
Today, I managed to bruise my nipple by closing an umbrella on it. The stupidity of the whole thing hurts almost as much as the injury. FML
Display
Paris, France
Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
Eleanor
Leeds, United Kingdom
Slice of life
Today, I tripped and fell on my open dishwasher, right onto a carving knife. I'm mostly ok, except that my nipple has been sliced neatly in half. Seriously, the two halves keep flapping open like a little mouth. It would be funnier if it wasn't so painful. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Anonymous
Colorado Springs, United States
Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML
Anonymous
Carly Rae Jepsen
Today, I was setting up a rat trap at the kitchen table and had just gotten it set when my phone rang. I foolishly leaned over to grab my phone, brushed against the trap, and it snapped closed on my nipple. I wasn’t wearing a bra so that thing grabbed my nipple hard and didn’t let go. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Thwack
Today, in marching band, the guy in front of me backed up too far. As we turned, the back of his trombone hit mine, smashing it into my lip. I had to finish the song, all while sending blood down my horn. FML
anonymous
Ballwin, United States
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Luna
Carmel, United States
Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML
DroppedTheSoap
Brisbane, Australia
Today, while trying to sexily wash my man in the shower, I dropped the body wash bottle. The pump grazed my nipple, making it bleed. As if that didn't kill the mood, I now have a Star Wars bandaid on my boob. FML
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Jays7 10
That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed
AmberL 0
Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.
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Comments (205)
ThecomingofTan 9
Did you finish afterwards, OP?
XXannabelleXX 0
Why would you play your trumpet naked.....let's just hope you were at home....
teague95 16
Sounds like my average Monday night
Sebastian_NG 17
Except that, you know, you play with your methaporical trumpet ehile OP plays with an actual trumpet
IndigoAcrylic 9
Metaphorical.....Tuba. XD JUST KIDDING
Airman1988 9
This sounds difficult to do on accident, I think you were getting frisky with your trumpet&case, unless you got some saggy ****.
JadeWalker 14
its a guy, man boobs are flappy
ShazzRandom 7
Well don't make love to the case! Only the trumpet has holes...
dhardesty23 8
why are you playing the trumpet without a shirt? fetish? hey whatever floats your boat
naddification 7
OUCH. That must have mighty hurt. I'm imagining the nipples dropping off and rolling about. Get well soon, OP...umm..OP's nipples.
Wangan_Warrior 9
OP is a dude... That makes this whole thing a lot stranger o.O
teague95 16
Honestly would it have been less strange if OP was a woman
Wangan_Warrior 9
Well yeah kinda cuz girls nipples are on the end of their boobs, which stick out. Mens however are on their rib cage practically
imaninja1 9
They're alittle above the ribcage they dont stick out as much however cuz of the lack of boobs, i know because as you can see on my profile i am in fact a guy
Wangan_Warrior 9
You, mister 28, how been told! ?
Wangan_Warrior 9
Have**
purplecowchik 5
One time, at band camp....
renesme101 0
Lmao
music_woman1 11
OUCH! I feel your pain
MandyMeow_fml 18
Well it sounds like you were naked when this happened.. Which there is nothing wrong with that. But you could have slammed something much worse than your nipple into the trumpet case..
teague95 16
I was thinking the same thing his......hand. boy he sure got lucky :)
MandyMeow_fml 18
Goodness I know! The poor thing wouldn't be to play trumpet for awhile! :)