By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 23:36 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I was told that if I was caught yawning again, I'd be fired. FML
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Shartie 16

I yawned after reading this FML.

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FelicityWishes 32

That was also my exact reaction to this FML.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Hey OP, I would really suggest looking for another job, toxic people like that are something you should try to avoid as much as possible in a workplace.

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vb68_fml 28

May be OP is yawning in front of customers....we don't have enough context here...

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Allornone 35

whatever you do, don't actually think about yawning. if you think it, you will do it.

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krazy789 28

what if OP sees someone else yawn? we all know they are contagious

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moodyreallyrocks 27

That's ridiculous OP!! I'd find a new job ASAP..

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Shartie 16

I yawned after reading this FML.

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Railroader 16

These comments are so boring I not only yawned I fell asleep.

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SuperLemon99 9

Cover your mouth when you start yawning. I guess that's the best alternative.

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Zarcissa 34

Well, that'd be unlawful termination, no?

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MmmPinkTacos 11

Unfortunately, not necessarily. Some states are at-will and don't need a reason.

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Dynosaur_dollie 38

Yes it would be, this is in Canada we don't have at will termination. I actually live in this province. Provided they are not still in their 3 month probationary period they can't actually be fired for yawning. However that said I've seen bosses make something up, which then you have to prove was false.

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Queensland 27

Sounds like this is your hundredth and final yawning.

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redframed 12

It's their own fault... your job is too boring.

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