Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
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Top comments
meganm922_fml 0
ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.
ShadowPunkChick 1
Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!
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Comments (294)
aubreybradt 9
wh
Clutzs 5
gurlllll plzzz COME ON THATS NASTY!
cinnomonroll 0
that's not human. since you're single that gives u extra time to shave more often!
ohhhyesimawesome 0
ew.
blain3boy 0
break out the weed-eaters people. this work I gonna get dirty.
jacetopia96 1
You wonder why don't you?
dansco 25
And hairy!
TheDarkCynder 2
eww, what the ****?
LittleMissBroken 11
that is disgusting, just because you aren't dating anyone doesn't mean you should let yourself go, no wonder no one will date you. YDI.
WTSchool 0
Since when does being single have anything to do with shaving and not shaving? I'm single and I shave every day.