Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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GeneralDisarray6 0
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thighsofglory 0
Yeah, you better shave everywhere every day because men think prepubescent girls are hawt. At least that's what I got out of this...
hot_mess88 0
In the OP's defense, Colorado is ******* cold right now... When I lived there, during the winter months, I only shaved when I absolutely had to, for dates, doctor appointments, etc. I shaved my pits on a regular basis, but since I would go weeks without wearing skirts or shorts, I would ignore my legs, until they got too gross for me to handle. Give her a break.
lolfmlfail 0
she's prob european
Lyldee 0
Not really a FML. I'm pretty sure the doctor isn't going to care whether you shaved or not if he/she is just poking around in your ****** (haha). And not shaving for 6 weeks or 3 months, not that serious either. When winter comes, most girls shaving responsiblities go into hibernation. As long as you clean yourself, you're good.
L33tSauce 0
peroxide=win! and OP- ******* shave more often, thats sick.
Anteezy 7
You are seriously disgusting. Do you only shower when you get a date?
TheOtherNewest1 6
"Today, I can afford healthcare, FML." Up yours.
JDoggBattosai 0
That has to be the NASTIEST thing Ive ever heard
dandified 0
You clearly haven't heard much if that's the nastiest thing you've ever heard.
liittlee_onee 0
You need to shave regularly. Buy a freaking razor. Seriously, it's dirty to be that hairy and men will not want to touch you so SHAVE THAT SHIT UP