Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
thefaded 0
Maybe if you shaved your legs and armpits more often, you'd have a better chance of getting a hot date.
sportsnut 0
should have shaved the cooter in addition to the other two hahahaha
MiseryAlice 0
Maybe this is why you didn't have a hot date
teacher411 0
I hate shaving my legs, but as for my pits, it takes me two seconds so I don't mind. Hey if you don't wanna shave that's your business especially if no one is going to see. I'm sure you shower regularly so you're clean. At least you're warm during the cold weather....
luuuu20 0
wow. 6 weeks without shavin your armpits ........ y would u do that no offense bit wasn't gross I have to shave my armpits like 2 times a week and in the summer more but not shavin your legs uhhh that's like a must for me I mean in winter I understand but still
StonePilot 0
I've never understood why people in America are so stupid about women shaving their legs. Seriously, it's just hair.
pickle2727 0
Shaving more doesn't mean you'd get a date. If you're ugly and you shave, you're just a shaved, clean ugly person. No offence, OP. Maybe you're pretty!! I am female and shave my legs AT LEAST once a week because it gets itchy and it's hard to sleep for me. Sometimes every 4-5 days. I shave my armpits the second they get shave worthy, that's easy takes 20 seconds. Pubes: I found as long as you go with the grain, you can shave there. If you go against, prepare for pain. What disturbs me is usually people shave for their own comfort (itchiness) and personal care regime. I can't imagine 6 week legs unless I was grossly sick.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
So not shaving means they're dirty? Also, your leg hairs itch? Mine feel sorta prickly if I touch them with my finger, but I never had problems with itchiness.
purplepickle 0
what, like a guy? just because she didn't shave does not mean she didn't shower.
cgrazianoxo 0
ew
Spyrunner 0
I think you've given up on finding a guy and are letting yourself go. You should take better care of your hygiene, exercise daily, eat healthy 6 days a week, and go out and make some friends. Good luck.
purplepickle 0
hey its winter, what's the point in shaving if you are going to wear pants and long sleeves anyway? assuming nobody's going to see/touch your bare leg :P
purplepickle 0