FML : Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22....

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Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts." He is 22. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ambermcnulty / Tuesday 5 January 2010 02:27 / France

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By hockeyhouse | 5

#756237 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:22

Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

By Cuc_fml | 0

#756252 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:33

that's kinda funny I'm sorry

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By hockeyhouse | 5

#756237 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:22

Boys are men from the day they're born, and men are boys until the day they die.

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shoieb9 | 13

#756368 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 10:46

Well said!

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conor1423 | 0

#759760 - Thursday 7 January 2010 07:42

SEXIST

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JackRocksSoSuckI | 0

#909072 - Wednesday 3 March 2010 01:03

ha ha

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GreenBud_fml | 0

#931855 - Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:48

Girls don't understand guys... and guys don't understand girls. >__<

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BrennaJoann | 0

#984462 - Sunday 25 April 2010 04:29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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aardvarkish | 15

#1112634 - Tuesday 20 July 2010 08:10

117, pigs are very intelligent animals... But nothing compares to the aardvark. FYI.

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hellokittywhore | 0

#1126083 - Friday 23 July 2010 12:35

everyones a kid on the inside!! but your boyfriend has inspired me to get that song on my iPod. thanks!! :D

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tianxing1012 | 0

#1357487 - Sunday 5 September 2010 11:24

not all, and i do find this fml to be extremely hilarious.

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paparoachgirl | 6

#5699262 - Wednesday 2 October 2013 01:55

how do you spot a feminist at a dinner party? Don't worry, they'll tell you.

By ps2stony | 0

#756245 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:25

if they as big as coconuts then damn that guy is lucky

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NovemberJuliette | 0

#2255381 - Monday 28 March 2011 02:41

WIN OP's bf :)

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WinterPerfection | 3

#2815781 - Sunday 3 July 2011 11:14

Ikr, I'd feel honored!

By Cuc_fml | 0

#756252 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:33

that's kinda funny I'm sorry

By Gucci_Girl | 2

#756271 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:45

Lmfao.

By Marcheline_Chase | 0

#756277 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:49

Yeah, half the male population of the world would do that if they were with some " Big Kahonas"

By fatalkiss | 0

#756278 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:49

hahaha why fyl? i think it's cute how retarded our boys are sometimes.

By allen20 | 0

#756286 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:52

Yea #6 i agree. Some girls complain about everything dammn. Its like their dead serious about everything :O

By MakeupBurn | 0

#756294 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:54

he has a sense of humor. he's a keeper!

By akiranozaki | 0

#756296 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:54

Best boyfriend ever.

By Chris122990 | 4

#756305 - Tuesday 5 January 2010 09:57

My girl thinks it's hilarious.

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