Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
SweetestSin 4
eh it's a female thing (although i and a bunch ofother women most likely shave a couple times a week if not more), but we all make sure we are shaved up in ALL areas esp before going to the gyno
alkanechain 0
Uh, no "we" don't. I don't shave my pubic area ever and no one seems to care. Not the gyno, not my boyfriend, not anyone who matters.
turdburgers 0
I sure do. Pubes pushing their way through lace panties are super gross. Unsexiest thing ever. Plus pubes get everywhere- towels, rental cars seats, rugs (not mine, gross!)
him51772 0
maybe if you wore real under garments it wouldnt... like it gets on car seats? do you even wear normal clothes? thats just wrong
JustAReaderOfFml 4
I don't understand why people are saying it is gross, especially males. It's not nice to look at hairy armpits on a girl, i'll admit, but if it's winter and there's no chance of anyone noticing due to wearing long sleeves there's no need to accuse her of being 'dirty' or 'disgusting'. And it isn't actually unhygienic otherwise most of the male population would be in trouble. As for hairy legs? Oh gawd no. OMG NO. Grow up, people...
withered 30
I agree with you ;P
perfectwinds 0
Wow... Someone MATURE on FML? Can... can I... can I hug you?
rosierosierosie 0
Have to agree ^
SKYblue_fml 1
hi. You're my favorite. :) the end.
jmyers21 1
****** gross as shit girl I wouldn't date u either if my girl did that I'd shave it for her
ILoveBlair 0
Ew.
LVgirl20 0
ewww ur nasty,I can't go a single day without shaving :( the ONLY hair on my body is my hair that I wash EVERYDAY btw cuz you might not do that either :( but the Doc was grossed out by you
catatonicsleep 17
its not necessary to wash your hair everyday, unless it gets very greasey. I had a friend who did that due to OCD her hair got very thin and brittle.
withered 30
Am... actually washing your hair every day isn't good for your hair... -.-"
JustAReaderOfFml 4
I don't understand why people are saying it is gross, especially males. It's not nice to look at hairy armpits on a girl, i'll admit, but if it's winter and there's no chance of anyone noticing due to wearing long sleeves there's no need to accuse her of being 'dirty' or 'disgusting'. And it isn't actually unhygienic otherwise most of the male population would be in trouble. As for hairy legs? Oh gawd no. OMG NO. Grow up, people...
queenofdeath 0
and.. is that a problem worth saying f*** my life for?
IndigoKitty 3
OMG, seriously people? body hair, its natural, for both genders. Grow up a little.
r_max 0
Maybe if you shaved more often you'd actually get a date.
catatonicsleep 17
I doubt she goes around showing off her hairy legs so it's not necessarily why she doesn't get dates.
jamie_leeann23 0
well if it's an old woman it wouldn't be bad, like 60 up, then again how many sixty year olds do you see typin up fmls, but for you OP your a grosso at least shave those arm pits the legs I could get past but those pits... ughh.
CallMeHush 1
I have to admit that in a few short months I've read more about females personal hygene habits (or lack of) than I ever would have looked for or found on my own and the mental vision isn't pretty. I think I'm scarred for life. ;p