Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
capricaz 0
That is absolutely disguisting! It's armpits, not your legs! It takes two seconds to shave under each arm. I could never leave the shower without shaving! I could understand legs because you don't sweat there but armpits? Disturbing!
pooter_stink 0
At least trim that nasty bush!!!
jessi_ld 2
personal opinion here I'd rather have unshaved legs than armpits cuz that's where your main body stench comes from and jus hair there in general is gross and sometimes it looks gross on guys too xP
bowtheboo 0
this really isn't an fml. if it's even real. it's just kinda sad. just because you don't have a hot date every night doesn't mean you can't shave. it's your own problem.
CassZo 0
Okay people, especially guys, shaving is a pain in the ass! especially for a female during the winter due to the fact that it grows back quicker that normal. Some women even perfer not to shave there are many Europeans who shave NOTHING. If you Americans would stop worrying about such things maybe people wouldn't have have such low self esteems. I've lived in many European countries and women are typicaly hairier than Americans it's normal. Grow up you guys please. You know pubic hair shows a sign that you have hit puberty and are *gasp* maturing I'm begininh to think you guys have yet to grow it. I say embrace the hair I personaly shave. But if you like the hair embrace it be yourself; no need to conform to the American culture.
irishfever 0
why did you have to shave your armpits to go to the gyno?
anjyu22 0
breast exam. way to use your brain there, champ
anjyu22 0
Just dropped in to make sure people were still throwing around a bunch of misled arguments re: the supposed hygienic benefits of pube-shaving, even though this FML really didn't have anything to do with pube-shaving. A for effort, kids.
NoteMyGrin 0
I'm pretty sure I adore you.
TheWaaaaambulanc 0
Shave your pussy, not legs. Wtf?
xsmoochesx 0
ewww gross no wonder ur lonely
necomni 0
it's kinda sad when people hate their own bodies so much that they think their own natural body hair is gross.