Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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leexers 0
wildnose94 0
I don't understand why everyone thinks that not shaving under your armpits is disgusting. True, it doesn't even take a minute, but seriously? How is it disgusting and dirty? Do you immediately get dirt in your armpits when you don't shave? No. As long as you wash yourself, they should be clean. It's not disturbing, or disgusting or gross, that doesn't make any sense. I didn't shave my legs or armpits really during winter, because who's going to see me huh? Who? There's no point in shaving your legs if you are the only one that sees it. I didn't smell, I didn't feel dirty, I felt normal. You can't feel armpit hair!
SJLINS01 0
okay so i am a female and i shave EVERYWHERE on a daily basis. as for those of you who think that it makes us bleed or have pain or whatever, it does not. i dont know how you are shaving but youre not doing it right. and whether you think someone is going to see it or not, what if you get in a wreck and they cut your clothes off? do you want the attractive attending doctor, etc to see your disgusting hairy body? so SHAVE already.
wildnose94 0
If I was in a car wreck and was injured badly enough that they had to cut my cloths off, I wouldn't care about how hairy I was.
brakakakaka 0
lol, I don't think the doctor would care much either. I don't think tapping that is on his mind when you're bleeding out on the table in front of him. Have fun with your lack of self-esteem and sense of self-worth there, dear.
JayCarr15 0
ewww your suppose to shave your armpits at least everyday! no wonder you never have a hot date!
kikiface 1
enjoy your razorburn, o holy saint of hygiene.
wildnose94 0
Why would you shave everyday? Does your armpit hair grow enough that you need to shave it daily?
wolfy_fml 5
@#169: I need to shave them every day because it really does grow that fast on me. Though I usually only do it every 2 or 3 days.
Ita89 0
if I shave i would also have to do it daily... thus i don't ! I used to do it and my skin became dark in the armpits! THAT I found disgusting, not having some natural hair in the armpits or in your pubic zone!
dropxdeadxgeneva 0
xD hahaa, damn that's a bit sad. But I won't lie I did that this week.
notyou123 0
ewwwww u didn't shave for six weeks!!!!!! that's discusting!!!!!
Warm_Apple_Pie 21
"Discusting"? Nice.
j163637 0
i LOVE hairy girls. my ideal girl wouldnt ever shave anything. im not gay or anything and im not hairy at all either. the OP or any other girl that likes to be hairy and sees this should email me sometime [email protected]
SuperNeko 0
WTF?!?!Hot date or not,atleast shave your armpits...
WhaleLeg 0
You don't have to care what others may think about body hair, for only your own opinion matters. It's your body and your decision. If your self-esteem doesn't revolve around getting attention from boys, then you obviously aren't obligated to shave. There is no law that says women have to be without body hair.
bryttanicutter 2
I havnt shaved in like 3 months it's winter and I'm blonde