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*gasp!* thank you so much for making me feel good for trying to be the fucking Switzerland. I regret to inform you that it's not making me feel any better from my already crappy day. Please try again as soon as you read this. PEACE! *walks out while crying like a little girl*
45, Switzerland gets enough heat for being totally blasé about everything that happens around them. Like currently where they don't take any asylum seekers when every country around them has more than they can deal with. At least Switzerland is not whining about people being angry about it.
I once kicked a ball that went way to far and off course so that it nailed some poor little kid off field in the head. I too got many looks for my soccer mishap.
While playing soccer-baseball, I went to kick the ball but ended up kicking the big-ass wooden base instead. Hurt like hell, glad I didn't break my toe. Another time I scored on my own hockey net, and another time before that I gave my badminton partner a black eye while playing doubles. So many more stories where that came from. Needless to say, sports and I are not great friends.
Being from Germany, where soccer is an unavoidable cultural aspect, I can't really seem to understand your comment, #3. Not being able to kick a soccer ball is like not being able to walk. I mean, you don't see people missing the area they were trying to place their next step.
Even my church's Women Flag Football team knows better than to clap when someone falls. And at least half our coaches' positions are filled with guys that are real stupid, but not as stupid as you to go clapping but actually check on the players BEFORE laughing about it if nothing too serious. So, yeah, you deserved it.
you shouldnt laugh at someones misfortune. looks really bad but I guess you now figured that out.