Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I was instructed to shave my back in preperation for my first tattoo. I'm a girl. FML
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Pony_barometer 0
Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.
Cupcaken 0
wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!
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Comments (211)
ALRULES88 1
6 WEEKS?????????? THAT'S NASTY!!!!!!!! I BET U HAD MAD LEGS AND ARMS!!!!
Rheannon 0
so some girls get lazy on shaving big deal. if she didnt have a date obvously she has noone to impress. and if she wears jeans and long sleeve shirts, what is it anyones buisness to be looking maby she did that because she doesnt want anybody to look.
Leftieswillrule 3
maybe if you shavedyour legs more octet you would have more hot dates
meganpaige 0
wowww. shave downstairs too. i hope you use soap.
yourlifesucksmor_fml 0
wow. maybe if you shave you'd get a date.
TheDarkCynder 2
just because you don't have a date dosent mean you can stop shaving.
bbbabe 0
ok I can understand not shaving your legs.. but why wouldnt you shave your armpits??
shopfitch 7
You wouldn't want to shave for yourself?
JenniferMariexo 0
6 weeks?? I have to do it every other day. I can only imagine how much hair you must have after that long. Ewie.
ashhxoxo 14
That may explain why you aren't going on a date. Just sayin.