Paranoia

By Anonymous - 24/05/2022 00:00 - Australia

Today, when I got up for work, I went into the bathroom and saw a coat hanger sitting in the crack of the window. I had a panic attack, thinking someone had tried to break in and grabbed a knife. I ran into the room where my boyfriend was sleeping and he said he put it there. FML
I agree, your life sucks 610
You deserved it 286

Same thing different taste

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So? How many times did you stab him? No one can pull such a stunt and not get cut at least a little bit.

wrenavery90 12

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wrenavery90 12

So? How many times did you stab him? No one can pull such a stunt and not get cut at least a little bit.

How does seeing a coat hanger make you think burglar first?