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If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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62 speaks the truth. Very few people could answer that question honestly in the way her sisters boyfriend did. He's probably lying, male experience in relationships teaches us to avoid the truth when a complimentary lie can be used. Some comply, others like your boyfriend are able to live in reality - you should join him.

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this sounds like a three sided relationship. the sister and the boyfriend and the girlfriend. op, shut up. push him out of a window and be done with it. or here's a better idea, stay out of their relationship.

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grow up OP! There's lots of reasons to say what he said. #1 not being a cheesy punch line, not wanting to be a copy cat, having a sense of humor, honesty. . . the list goes on. So grow up and realize that the fake shit, does not make for a real relationship.

By  mk58

So now you know what he looks at when he's talking to you. (Most normal people look at the eyes).

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I look all over someone's face when I talk to them. Subtly. I never figured that was abnormal, though.

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33, it really does depend, I mean, as long as you're not fixated on one spot on someone's face, you're okay. However, if you're point-blank scrutinizing their nose, they might think you're a little odd.

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My boyfriend says exactly that all the time, just to lighten the mood. He uses it to tease me and I don't take it seriously because he's said he wants to change my last name too, so all's well. ;)

By  2dog

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Sure he can, he just said that if there was anything he could change it would be the nose not that he was going to change it

If the sister gets a new name, she won't be able to date anyone else. But if you get your bulbous, misshapen, grotesque banana nose fixed, you'll be able to have your choice of many more guys!

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