wtf
United Kingdom
Today, I shat out a staple. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mimi
United States
Today, I shat a magnet. FML
41k312
Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
leprechaun23
Cleveland, United States
Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML
Staples
United Kingdom
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
SenorPoopypants
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
sadface
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML
Anonymous
Self-own
Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
Maddie
Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML
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rockerbaby3192 0
why did you eat one
BShady96 0
this fml was so short i had trouble opening it on my iphone -.-
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Comments (393)
monster61397 2
I don't think that the plural of shit is "shat". hahaha.
meggieh815 0
it's the past tense. not plural. why would you need a plural of shit?
tsuk_fml 2
thats weired do you remember eating one
Tonyy1 0
interesting.....
VandalHeartX 0
HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?
james1988 0
there's only one way to shit out a staple... you were stupid enough to eat one, idiot!
stoptrying 9
Yeah. You're an idiot for missing something that's usually incredibly tiny in food you possibly didn't make yourself. You should feel terrible that someone on the internet thinks so!
raeka 1
Ahhh, the simple ones are the best ^_^ Plus I giggled a little when I saw that you were from Edi. Scotland FTW!!
ever_blossom 1
ouch... that must have hurt :p
KickItHigh 32
Apparently, this FML took people a few tries on an iPod. I had no trouble with the Wp7 one. Is the screen that small?
ever_blossom 1
haha im on an ipod.... and i had no trouble
amor4evor001 1
did it hurt?
YoungBanks 3
that's a shitty situation.