Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

OP if you do burn the car, remember: cool guys don't look at explosions.

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itwasthedognotme 14

Love the way OP says 'long drive home' like damn I would wanna make that trip as fast as possible GIMME A SPEED BOOST

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Kyle1dc 17

#30 Said cool guy doesn't see the roach coming in at ramming speed right behind him...

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ArturoRamirez 16

The panic begins when it disappears not when it appears.

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JoshuahColins 19

I'm pretty sure the windshield wipers would have been a better idea! Better buy a new car OP XD

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Mauskau 35

It was inside the car, hence it now being lost inside the dark car.

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addictedtoIASIP 14

Buy it did say that it clicked across his windshield

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sayyestothedress 24

I never knew that cockroaches had wings! It's a disgusting thought!

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gracehi 31

"I don't always fly, but when I do I scare the shit out of everybody."

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DeltaDragonxx 20

they're like grasshoppers, they don't use em much but when they do, you better make like a flock of seagulls and run so far away.

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annie_nk 22

Or an actual flock of seagulls come and eat them.

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DeltaDragonxx 20

never said they were, I said they seldom use their wings

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DeltaDragonxx 20

and if you see a 3 inch bug flying at you, you aren't going to say, hey that's a grasshopper

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rchjr2106 7

Cockroaches don't have wings. Palmetto bugs do though. They look like cockroaches.

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Mauskau 35

Well they're one of the only things in Australia not trying to kill you.

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JBChristian 47

But it's the exact opposite going through OP's mind XD.

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JJ_86 22

Well, they are kind of perfect species. The one which survived through eras where other species got wiped out. They can live on very little food and bloody ******* survive with the head cut of for over a month. You are screwed OP. Just pray it doesn't reproduce in your car (Evil laugh).

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joeyl2008 29

It's coming for you!

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Dreamsorrow93 24

It's watching you.

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tony1891 22

like a hook arm stabbing machine? interesting

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Wizardo 33

Put a brick on the gas and dive bomb it into the bay, only option left really.

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