Health: Today, I shat out a staple. FML

wtf 9 June 2011, 15:04 United Kingdom

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

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Thanksgiving

Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.

Same thing different taste

mimi 27 September 2011, 02:51 United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

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41k312 1 November 2016, 05:03

Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML

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leprechaun23 23 April 2012, 04:21 Cleveland, United States

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

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Staples 15 May 2010, 06:21 United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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SenorPoopypants 8 January 2017, 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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sadface This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff Australia

Ouch

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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Anonymous 20 January 2021, 08:01

Self-own

Today, out of nowhere, I started violently choking on my own saliva and shat myself in the process. FML

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Anonymous 20 April 2022, 22:00

Jeremy?

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML