*Shoots Down At Threadjackers* Pew Pew

*Shoots at threadjackers police* You'll never catch me, coppers!

stupid anti flood

*fires back up with Gatling guns* This is a kind of meh FML. Sure it hurts, but it's really not that horrible. We've all done it before.

Feathers, I think the FML is that OP is dumb / careless enough to do it twice in a row.

lmao fyl . . luckily I've never done this :)

I've never stapled my finger, and restapled it!!! You have horrid hand-eye coordination!!!

muwahahah this fml pleases me...

OP, what were you using as a desk, your hand?

Oh gosh haha (: Whoops!

haha, fail. but glad that it didn't hurt that much. :)

for real 23... all you have to do is straighten the papers then staple them with your fingers INCHES away from the corner of the paper...

Y'all got shot by the threadjacking police

I did that once. But it was on purpose when I was a liitle kid. Cause I was bored. I don't see how you can do it by accident let alone twice.

i've done that before fecking hurts!!! Unlucky.

that sounds like something I would do

lol

WTF! twice? lmao YDI! but ouch that must hurt

isn't that when u put the stapler down and juss walk away

I'm gonna eat you out :)

^ WTF!!! 

my mom says I'm special wut about ur mom

YDI, no real reason, that's one dumb mistake.

the fuck kind of stapler were you using? try moving your finger next time.

No we haven't at least I haven't there is a thing called hand eye coordination.

you sir...are an idiot

haha this made me laugh

FAIL

epic fail!:D and 29 are u pleasuring urself to this fml?

fake

#64 is made up of pure win.

16, Speak for yourself.

hellllloooooo ;)

ghh

i once kicked a wall by accident and then my whole nail on my pinky toe came out!

haha who does that anymore? and it's not like it's a large hole so it must not hurt that much. not a good fml at all.. I like the ones that give me a good laugh

omg fail! how do u even fail so hard at stapleing something?!

now u have AIDS!!

this made me lol. :)

OP, "Are you retarded?" *Stewie voice

why is no one perturbed by 64? D: also..one time this creepy guy in my Spanish class stapled his arm multiple times. apparently he thought I would find that enticing ):

im listening to a song and just after i read this the lyrics were "pleasure fused with pain" lol its through the fire abd the flames now... i like METAL!!!!!!!!! ! ! I___I. smiley face

wtf my smiley got fucked up

wow ur nice LOL get a life and be nice

Erm. I have never done this before.

woooow what a sweet advice! lmao

Double tap?

Yeah, everyone should give up on anything because they failed once.

ya, me too, it's really sucks :P

Yeah! I'm a very clumsy person. Thank god i didn't do it twice in a row. lol

Yeah! I'm a very clumsy person. Thank god i didn't do it twice in a row. lol

LOL 20, 21 posts occur twice in a row.... (ok, yes I'm bored)

my mom says I'm special.... but who's this Ed guy?

how de [email protected]@k u staple ur finger. ?? is it even possible??

uh the staple just punctures your finger.. it doesn't actually get stapled to the piece of paper.

You people are so wrong. The paper is stapled to your finger. If your finger was stapled to the paper it would have to go completely through your finger.

Hmm, I feel loved. Hate's a strong word, but I really really really hate you too.

ajjas you remind me of that kid off of the little giants. the one who yells "DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY MOMMA!"

He would be pretty talented if he could staple with his dick. pretty popular too since that would require a prehensile dick

Hey Redpill I'm going to miss your picture. I thought you looked cool in your glasses. oh well this pic is cool also.

Thanx, I'll put it back. I just like to cycle through a couple of pics

I lol'd at your pic^