Today, a guy was telling me how his girlfriend considers me a "perfect beauty." Not used to getting this sort of compliment every day, I felt extremely flattered… until he started explaining in great detail why he couldn't disagree with her more. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML
Today, my boyfriend gushed for several minutes about how amazing it is that I suddenly look hot when he takes his glasses off. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, a guy started complimenting me and calling me beautiful. Halfway through, he burst out laughing and said he couldn't do it. Who needs self confidence, anyway? FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, the guy I was dating told me he thought I was a good person. His reasoning? I'm not ugly enough to be a bad person, but I'm not pretty enough, either. FML
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bluhbluhbluh 14
Steal his girl. That is the only logical course of action.
gavanator127 8
Go date his girlfriend XD You can do it girl
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Comments (11)
bluhbluhbluh 14
Steal his girl. That is the only logical course of action.
real life problems 26
You people care way too much what others think of you.
Rabite 28
You don't have to care about what other people think about you to be annoyed by some unsolicited assholery from some random guy.
real life problems 26
You wouldnt be annoyed if you didnt care what random people think
gavanator127 8
Go date his girlfriend XD You can do it girl
interesting33 36
why. why would he do that? sounds like he is trying to hurt you.
Angel Meadows 8
I'm sure he won't be laughing it up when you abscond with his girlfriend. He put you down, like an asshole, so it's only fair.
tounces7 27
Girls are MUCH harder to please aesthetically. So her opinion counts 100x more than his anyway.
MitiMiki 16
I figured he was angling for a threesome!
Taurus_ChicKa 36
Maybe he was telling his girlfriend that so he didn't get in trouble for agreeing with her?
gavanator127 8
Screw him, steal his girlfriend XD