By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 672
You deserved it 35 728

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That's when you know you party too hard.

Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?


Ok when did you have magnet for dinner?

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Hmmm I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a magnet *1* *2* *3* *gulp* OMG

YourEvilHero 12

what did I tell you about eating magnets for breakfast young lady!!?

rein 8

there goes your attraction, down the sewage system.

LiyIa_fml 8

This will be a great story to tell your kids of why they shouldn't put things in their mouths!

dsbs 9

120- I hope you don't think this dingus will actually plan on reproducing

What kind of magnet ... Hopefully not a big red one...

drawmesunshine 17

At least he didn't eat two; they may have never come out!

You have an amazing gift... I trust you will use your magnet-shitting powers for good.

trgower13 0

I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

Probably after having a staple for lunch.

Eating magnets is not the recommended way to add iron to your diet..

judices 0

119- I see what you did there

Global financial and economic crisis....

i dont think the OP has metal intestines/is Wolverine. but seriously OP, watch your iron intake.

tacovender 7

I guess you can call op very ATTRACTIVE!!!!!! Lol do they work anyways...

Just be glad it wasn't Steven Magnet!

Xx_Dakota_xX 1

Where's magneto when we need him?

Kyuubi1589 1

Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?

tacovender 7

When they're taken out of the ground they still keep little pieces of gravity in them! Now go tell that to your physics instructor and get an A! :D

Turns out magnets are not part of the food purimid. Who knew?

May525XoXo 8

At op, are you "Iron Man?"

Everyone so far has failed to ask the question of exactly how did OP discover his/her bodily waste was magnetic

The OP must have been trying to add more iron to their diet. A healthy body is more attractive, after all.

dem jugglos though... I don't wanna talk to no scientist, y'all mathafuckas just gettin me pissed

How the hell does that manage to happen?

2 when you ingest one.

hellokittay 5

^ No, you're wrong. The magnet was obviously created inside his/her robotic organs. Then proceeded to somehow get in the stomach, and led to the intestine where it was then shat out. It's the only way it got there. Trust me, I'm right :) -sarcasm- I hope you all understood it was being used.

Your all wrong, OP just had the force with him/her.

Your all wrong, OP just had the force with him/her.

Your all wrong, OP just had the force with him/her.

Your all wrong, OP just had the force with him/her.

Say that again? I couldn't hear you.

googlefrewdnoob 0

Yeah, and why the helldid he test if it was a magnet

It's not my fault FML started to glitch

13FTW 9

Don't blame the system, blame the user. FML is the god of all websites, therefore it DOES NOT glitch.

I like your username 2.

Why thank you, Gorilla sir. (:

rudysayshi 4

what's up gorrilaz you trying to spit some game at my girl I kid :p but I agree her name is awesome

That's exactly what I was gonna say!:O

That's when you know you party too hard.

StopDropNRoll 11

Seriously! I mean come on. OP( to self (while drunk of course)): "hmm I don't seem to attracting any chicks...god I really need to start talking to some girls. Wait! I got it. Chick magnet! *gulp*. sometime later. How the f*** did this get here" He will never know =

Meth is one HELL of a drug #3

chickenwalrus 14

he must have been partying with the guy who shat a staple

carolv22 0


BlAcKxJe5uS 6

An inspiring quote from Rick James- "Cocaines a hell of a drug"

232- LOVE that show xD

oops_im_fucked 8

Or op is just REALLY bored... Or hungry.

I can only think of one answer.

Don't leave us in suspense like that mate. What is the answer!?

When I saw this FML I said out loud, "Eeeuugh, what?!"

I had to put this comment here. Can anyone say When They Cry? (look it up it makes sence)

But your spelling doesn't


How yhe hell do u shit a magnet ?

^ Very very painfully.

slappymojo 0

what does shat means?

dancer050 0


iknowimawesome 13

Wow. Okay then.

tweetbaby14 18

It means applesauce.

you fucking dumbass holy shat

Past tense for shit

Pooped out

usmcUSA 0

Boy you got shat for brains!!!!

BlAcKxJe5uS 6

Shit, Which apprently has a higher IQ than you(:

159- sfgsfgfg

no... no... you are NOT that retarded!!

159- You look like a slag

Tennispro349 2

I recommend seeking some help young man.

Tennispro349 2

I recommend seeking some help young man.

Tennispro349 2

Go seek some help.

You're such an ass. They were only asking a question.

Haha made me laugh out loud lmao

Today, I read the shortest FML ever.

Andr913 13

Wrong, I think the one about MJ dying was shorter...

There was the "Today I shat out a staple FML" as well

I wonder if the staple shitter is related to the OP?

I was thinking the same thing lol

skyttlz 32

I've also read "today, I woke up and it was Monday. Fml" but I think MJ dying was shortest.

YDI, what on earth led up to the point for you to need to shit out a magnet anyway. Seems like there were plenty of YDI moments leading up to this particular event as well :/

herpitydurteedur 0

Took me like 20 minutes just to select the fml to read it +_+

rexgar2000 10

I hate that..

just select the one above or below and click the up/down button , would ve taken 2 seconds

noobgang7 5

I see what you did there with that face

Same here ! I was only able to open it today since it wasn't the first on top anymore.

tomahawkgaming57 0

Lol, me too

ElectricGhost_fml 5

haha me too

Why are so many people having trouble selecting it? I've got fat fingers and had no trouble selecting it on the app.