Jeremy?

By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 22:00

Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 045
You deserved it 238

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I'll look for you on PeopleOfWalmart.com. The "People Shitting Themselves" section is large so I don't know if I'll find you.

What a crappy shituation! I hope it didn't hit the fan if you had to go through housewares. #onlyatWalmart

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What a crappy shituation! I hope it didn't hit the fan if you had to go through housewares. #onlyatWalmart

I'm sure you aren't the first, and you won't be the last person who's had that happen.

I'll look for you on PeopleOfWalmart.com. The "People Shitting Themselves" section is large so I don't know if I'll find you.

Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the brown tile road...

Clean up on aisle 3... and 4... also 5... 6... you know what? Close the whole store and call in the experts!