Today, while joking with my coworkers about how I shouldn't be trusted with a stapler because I managed to accidentally staple my finger last week, I stapled another finger. FML
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RichardPencil
| 29
Sounds like a great comedy act.
Here's your stage name: Jean Stapleton
Here's your stage name: Jean Stapleton
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illusionay
| 10
Maybe you shouldn't be near a stapler for a while....
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Andrewx8
| 12
or mabye ever...
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Lalala579121
| 27
...How?
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Soninuva
| 41
The first step is always admitting the problem. Good job, OP!
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SneakyDeath
| 15
Ah yes, the stapler: workplace's natural enemy.
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00whyalwaysme00
| 4
I literally did this last week as well
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DanaeZee
| 18
I feel your pain.
In school I managed to put the needle through my thump and sew myself to the fabric (and the sewing machine because the needle broke off).
When I was back at school a week later my teacher wanted to know how I was able to do this...so I showed him ...and yeah, my other thump got a piercing, too.
Good thing:
I wasn’t allowed to use the sewing machine anymore and could do wood work (as a girl I wasn’t allowed there before).
In school I managed to put the needle through my thump and sew myself to the fabric (and the sewing machine because the needle broke off).
When I was back at school a week later my teacher wanted to know how I was able to do this...so I showed him ...and yeah, my other thump got a piercing, too.
Good thing:
I wasn’t allowed to use the sewing machine anymore and could do wood work (as a girl I wasn’t allowed there before).
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DanaeZee
| 18
I have no idea why I wrote "thump" instead of thumb.
My English is pretty bad...but not THAT bad.
o.O
My English is pretty bad...but not THAT bad.
o.O
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kaymo2
| 21
This really needs a YDI button
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elainebarish
| 8
Maybe they thought you were just taking the extra mile on that joke?
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blueiceninja
| 13
That's some dedication to the joke.
Here's your stage name: Jean Stapleton