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@Coldplaysucks: the OP DID respect his g/f's decision. The g/f decided to change her original decision ('wait until marriage') in favor of a new one ('come to bed, honey'). There's nothing stated here about OP forcing or pressuring his g/f. Indeed, with the g/f calling him 'the devil's temptation', it's entirely likely that her own (perfectly natural and healthy) sexual drive led to this event. OP, talk to your g/f. Explain to her that sex is a natural process, and a wonderful one. She

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So for the 2nd time tonight she's on her knees and was left in tears. You could make this better if you get a douche blessed an hand it to her

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Hey, Coldplay, was that whole "sex isn't everything in a relationship" followed by the ":O" supposed to mean oral? You naughty snout, you.

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Bah, I'd say marriage is the foundation of a good community and civilization. But heck, this is what our civilization has come to, so ignore me.

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72- Well marriage is more of a symbolic thing, It's not like that most of the time. Atheists get married some times, do they always do it for legal reasons? I doubt it, it would be more like a pledge that they really love the person.

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lamb- I am atheist and I want to get married. for the simple fact that I want a women to love me for who I am, and me her until we die on this miserable rock. sex is something that should not be given out to anyone and should not be done with any person you date for more than a month. It shouldn't be one of those things where someone says: "we should have sex", it should just happen when the time is right. Fuck the actual reasoning behind marriage though. The whole thing where it bonds

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I don't need a piece of paper or an overpriced rock to prove I love my girlfriend. We plan to never get married and that's what makes us happy.:)

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Both of you are making sense in your arguments. I understand that some of us don't need paper to prove your love and devotion to another. Personally, I wouldn't get married for the paper, the rock, the church, my parents, but for my girlfriend. To give her an enjoyable experience that bonds us not by a sheet of paper, but both mentally and emotionally. It's about emotion and commitment, not business and paperwork.

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297: that's your beliefs, and I respect that.:). that's me and my GFs beliefs don't reflect everybody else's. I'm glad you feel that way, and I would never try to change it.:). Just like I hope nobody would try to change me and my GF's. I love her to death, we're both in love, and we won't get married, but we don't mean anything bad by not being married. But we don't mean offense to anybody, it's just our choice:)

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Because some persons (including me) believe that having intercourse before/outside marriage is a sin. If two people agree not to have sex in their relationship, that probably means they intend to get married.

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please explain to me what kinda of dude that doesn't want any action I am replying to the " you shouldve listen to her"

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The type of guy who wants to respect his woman. It was her fault for choosing to have sex and she needs to get some therapy/religious help if she breaks down every time she does something "wrong." The guidelines in the bible already state "no one is perfect without God's help" and so sinners will sin and all that Jazz. Maybe Op should reconsider whether he wants to be with this girl. If having sex caused her to breakdown and Op thinks it is weird enough to put online the

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Tell her, tell her, tell her. SHUT THE FUCK UP. It's HER fault for putting out. The slut shoulda kept her legs closed. She wanted to have sex, so they did.

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I would say that he can use his penis to solve all her problems, but in this case it started them... oh well. It was her fault and she should get over it.

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157 Humans started out practicing polygamy. Mormons were the last religious group to practice it

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204, I disagree, marriage was first used as a sort of contract between fathers and stuff. They married off their daughters in exchange for money, wealth, or power. Had nothing to do with love.

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well maybe she wanted to wait until she was sure that she could handle the responsibility of a baby. there is nothing wrong with that, but maybe crying 4 hours straight is a little overboard.

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215, no one said anything about monkeys, they were talking about EVOLUTION. Evolution states that humans and APES have a common ancestor they EVOLVED from. :)

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where did you hear that? not that I disagree, I just do t think we could trace marriage back to the first one and then determine the reasoning behind it.

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oh shit, sorry KaySL, I didn't realize I said the same thing as you :/ that comments directed towards 215 :)

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well, the bible states that sex is a pleasure to be shared between a married woman and man, because it brings them closer together.

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The fact that you call the bible fiction in it's entirety shows how stupid you are. Even if you don't believe in God or Christ, much of the old testament is in large part historical and very accurate.

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So it's a history book that has cute stories? No offense but one day (in my opinion) religion will no longer exist because of technology and peoples understandings of generally everything will improve.

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cbaidchris: so u believe that an old man rounded up two of every species and then built a huge ark becuz he had a vision from god.... and to make it anywhere near historically relevant it woulda took about 200 years... u got it... why aren't they using the bible instead of history books... (last part was sarcasm)

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No shit there is factual stuff in the bible. I've read the book countless times. I have one on my nightstand. But there's also facts in Harry potter and in Huckleberry Finn. Both equally as valid as The bible.

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306: hushh, it will be okay. you're just making yourself look pathetic by actually getting mad at FML comments. deep breaths (;

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calm yourself, kid. you're getting pissed over comments on FML. get off your computer and go focus on real life issues. like moving out of your parents basement.(:

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I can't believe all the closed minded words on here. marriage is a religious sanction of one man and one woman. if you don't believe in it then you don't have to get married. that's why they have legal partnership. secondly, it needs to be explained that she has to accept her decision. if she still blames the guy then he should leave. temptation is a part of life. no one is perfect. there's nothing wrong with waiting to have sex till marriage. it lowers chances of getting stds and pregnancy.

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I don't think it's right to judge this girl bc she takes the Bible or whatever other Holy book literally in this situation ... and another thing it may not have been called marriage millions of years ago and they may not of gotten married the same way (priest, etc) but it still was a bond similar to marriage ... FOOLS !

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Marriage/unions come in many forms, as does religion. People can believe a horned hippo from Cleveland is their God but it shouldn't prevent them from owning up to their own mistakes. If the bible is meant to be taken in context (all of it) then you are not allowed to wear blended fabric, no second marriages, you must marry your rapist and Red Lobster is the home of the devil. I think its great people have morals and live by them, Jesus (as a historical figure) made some great changes in

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OH MY GOODNESS, ImAHomosexual, I understand your opinion, and respect it, but just because you think something is pointless or stupid, doesn't mean your word on it is the say all fact, some people believe some things, some people don't, we live in a world of choice now, what grain does this argument hold, it's not like people are being forced to get married or follow the bible or whatever, if you don't like it, then don't do it, but don't discourage other people from doing it either or criticise

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A legal (or religious) ceremony may not be natural, but monogamy is. I imagine you're objecting (based on your username) due to the fact that gay people are not often allowed to marry. In this regard, I agree completely - the problem is that marriage has been denied to them, not that marriage exists in the first place

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Marriage is not necessarily religious. (In my view at least) it is a legal ceremony signifying love between two consenting adults, of either gender

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You should judge people based on everything they do. You mean one shouldn't judge people negatively bass on what they believe. That being said, if they are disturbed and hurt because of their beliefs (as the poor, indoctrinated girl in the FML clearly is), judgement is entirely appropriate, but should be reserved for her filthy scum of parents who instilled in her such self-loathing in the form of God

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I've been in a similar situation. Basically, if your girlfriend wants to wait until marriage and ALSO wants sex, you are trapped and your life is effed. Let this be a lesson. Girls, choose one and only one, and if your choice is to wait, STOP LEADING US ON.

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Or she does like every other girl, and always turns the blame on the other person to make it feel like it's always their fault. it's a piece of cake!?

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This is a long shot but she could be crying cause she's afraid of going to Hell. Silly people who believe in stuff.

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24 of course the hot ones are good at pointing blame. because no one takes shit from an ugly person proven fact.

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1) Most likely the girl wasn't on birth control, because her parents probably have the same strong religious tendencies as her. 2) If this is her first time, she probably wasn't looking to get pregnant so SOME birth control would be implemented. 3) The guy sounds like he has had experience in the field of fucking, so he's gonna want to cover his ass.

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I was just thinking that if the guy never thought he would have sex for the duration of their non-married relationship, he probably wouldn't be carrying condoms around. And if his girlfriend decided to go ahead and have sex, it makes more sense that they would do it in the heat of the moment rather than wait for him to get a condom, thus giving her time to reconsider. But if that did happen, she's even more stupid to blame him for the situation. Still, you bring up valid points, as well.

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yea that works with women " honey it's not my fault ... it's yours.".... I can see THAT going well.

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