Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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Comments (392)
omglyktotally78 0
what a stupid ******* asshole shallow ******* cuntface assvagina bitch she is......I hope she dies on your behalf. :)
tiltwrestler 0
#21! How about you.... go **** yourself, because no one else ever will. Ahahahaha tool
anonymousssss_fml 3
may the fourth!!!! hahaha i get it!! lol never knew there was a day but that's so funny. don't worry about it though. be who u wanna be and dont worry about your ex. :)
Amkii 0
Why is she still in your phonebook? YDI. #15 - Wow. Just wow. You are lame beyond lame. "Uncool virgin"? Some people don't want STDs before marriage.
YankfanZZTop22 0
lmao fag
amsilent 0
Wow, seriously. Why did she even hook up with you if she's that stupid to break up with you because one of the reasons is you like Star Wars? Unless you're a super obsessed fan, maybe that'd be different. Even so, that's something I'd do to be funny/lame. If she doesn't like that about you, then she's a retard. She only wants generic guys who calls shit like star wars pussy.
Casualt1234 0
yeah she sounds like a bitch. #15 I hope you are joking because you sound like an ignorant douche bag. Who gave you the authority to tell people what is and what isn't cool? I bet you have a LOT of cool friends who love and respect you with that kind of attitude...
menelie 0
She definitely doesn't deserve you if she can't appreciate that joke.
MoonlightSonata 0
Oh my god. I'm a girl and I'd love to have a boyfriend who likes Star Wars even a little! But so many people haven't even watched it. Seriously, I find it extremely cringeworthy when the topic of Star Wars comes up in a social situation and every guy and gal at sight is like, "uh, who's Yoda?" Makes you wonder what planet some of these people have been living on all their lives. :|
monicamischief 0
@ 15. what the **** is wrong with you? there is nothing wrong with liking star wars. at least he has the courage to be himself and is proud of what he likes. i love star wars; and i am certainly NOT a virgin, and i am quite popular at my college. you obviously have self esteem issues @ OP you deserve better than that bitch. find a girl that loves star wars : D there are a lot of hot star wars chick fans.