Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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monicamischief 0
@ 72/15 'm not a boy. i'm a girl :/ i fail to see what is wrong with being on FML in college. i am also doing homework; and it is almost seven on a monday evening. what else would i be doing? besides; that comment just insulted yourself; considering you are are FML too, so if there is something wrong with it... you aren't very bright, are you? also; trying to act like a bad ass on the internet is a sign of low self-esteem.
ecilart 0
i agree with #3, i thought that was cute :3
redarkx 0
The first time I'd heard of that was today. I almost pissed my pants with excitement. I would probably date you.
Millybug 0
#80-- I know it must be shocking, a female not dating a complete prick for once. Some girls actually like the nice guys, instead of going with the wise asses who think they're cute.
sciencenerd 0
Bah, I'd be happy to date a guy who loved Star Wars. Nerds ftw!
bebepatita 0
my thoughts.. 1) ...... 2) im sure there's some girl out there who will date you for that. 3) this is why you should always delete all your ex's number.. why the **** you still keep them?? 4) haha i cant believe someone would actually reply his/her comment here.. maybe he/she was the one who wrote this fml.... and he/she is using one of freudian's ego defense mechanism..
gonzi_fml 0
I'm not a star wars fan but the line was clever XD
nacarlson 0
#63 and a lot of the rest of you do not seem to understand this. MAY the FOURTH be with you....today is MAY FOURTH. So everyone saying "I didn't know there was a Star Wars day," it's not like an official holiday, it's just because you can make a silly pun using today's date. It's clever, but it clearly went waaaaay over most of your heads. Sad.
Kiebland 0
@15 If you're a guy: Let me guess, you're a forum troll. The closest you've gotten to a girlfriend is glueing yarn to your favorite tube sock to imitate hair. If you're a girl: There's a few stray cats in my neighborhood. I'll drop 'em off at your house if you'd like. They're going to be your only companions later in life.
bebepatita 0
@ 89 i agree. i suppose as soon as people saw the word star wars they kind of just skipped everything else..