911 please

By hurts - 04/05/2009 18:48 - Canada

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them, I impaled my forearm on a knife that was sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML
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Komatose 0

You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."

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sircletus 0

she wanted to clean up the blood you got on her dishes haha. I'm glad I'm rich and don't have to clean dishes I never have never will.

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OwenMcAwesome 0

That's why you don't try to do a womans job.

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Antonio718 0

You should of told her to go to hell

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bpetal 0

Who said it was a her?

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bianchieiei 13

I thought tong was the meaning of thong...jus realised how dumb i was:/

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666midnight 0

can't blame them, do you know how hard it is to get blood off plates after it dries?! lmao sucks to be you tho =P

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msclvr1996 0

How do you know how hard it is to get blood off a plate? Psycho.

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Zwink 0

dude, watch out and some people need to be nmore careful with how they place things in the drainer

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aquariusbeauty 0

# 3 - Agreed

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Hiljaisen_susi 0

I think you need some new friends...

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andelizastrin 0

Nice friend. What an asshole. Sorry about your arm. I can only imagine how much that hurts :

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Shinyminey 0

First of all, look before you want to go impale yourselves on knives. And also I agree with #4 :D

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Komatose 0

You should've stabbed him/her and then said "You're right, these dishes do need cleaning."

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