Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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rinneiscool 0
LOL, that is so magnificent. But sorry if she ment alot to you....
mouseintern 0
This is the opposite of an FML. You just realized you're better off without someone who can't appreciate some nerd humor. I know plenty of great girls who love that sorta thing. They're out there.
tiltwrestler 0
IF i was a girl: Not only would I have broken up with you, but I would have bitch-slapped you as well. And thrown you in a garbage can. And rolled you down a hill. And made sure you didn't ever reproduce. But anyways.... umm what were you thinking? Do you WANT to remain an uncool virgin? It's bad enough you even knew there WAS a star wars day. But the moment you found out, if you had said "Ok this is a baddd situation here, gotta contain it, dont tell anybody i know about star wars day", you MIGHT have been OK. (I mean God might still have held it against you, but nobody else would know, most likely). But not only did you know about aforementioned "star wars day", you BROADCAST YOUR INEPTITUDE OVER THE PHONELINES!!!!!!!
ime_fml 0
I agree with #3. I would totally date you
louisianagrrrrl 0
w/e, your ex is lame
wallythedolly 0
She missed out! I would find it hilarious if a guy texted me saying that.
Shroomsteroo 0
what a bitch.
darkbrownmascara 0
Nerrrrrdddddd alert.
Brendan3693 0
since you're here I guess it is
WhatsOpTic 11
Need some aloe for that burnnnnn
jaleb 0
lols owned
Dmars444 4
bitch :) lol you missed it in your profile :)
melishusss 0
thats hilarious. i mean about "may the fourth be with you". noice!