Today, I sent everyone a text on my phone book saying, "Happy Star Wars Day!!! May the Fourth be with you!!" I forgot to uncheck my ex-girlfriend's number. She texted back, "One of the many reasons I broke up with you." FML
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Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply was, "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML
Today, I received a "Happy Birthday" text from my ex. I thought maybe she missed me, but when I replied with a polite, "Thank you," they responded with "Sorry, wrong person. However, fuck you." Ouch. Happy birthday to me, indeed. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I sent out a Happy Snow Day text to 20 of my closest friends. My boyfriend, who doesn't have an iPhone, didn't realize it was a group text. He sent back a text breaking up with me. To all the people in the group message. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I was deleting old contacts on WhatsApp of people I no longer talk to. Later, when I was very tired and was about to go to bed, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying love you and goodnight. It turns out it was actually my ex. Awkward! FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
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Tsukasa_fml 0
You're better off without her if she can't appreciate that.
JBiz_fml 0
I never new there was a star wars day ...
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Comments (392)
VegasMade702 0
# 15!!! go **** yourself for being an asshole...damn...
cineturtle 0
there's a star wars day... i never knew that...but if she cant appreciate star wars you're better of without her :)
mcsnelly 5
yeah, never knew there was a star wars day...I do like star wars..I've seen the movies....buuuuuut i would never broadcast a star wars day to everyone in my phonebook....nor celebrate it...i'm not an obsessed weirdo.
eastmanwolf 0
**** her! I did the exact same thing today. Also adding to the "I would date you FOR that" demographic.
poolshark 0
"Hey- Star Dork!"
stfuminjakid 0
I honestly would love dating a geek like that lol your ex has issues. Star Wars is the shit
organicvoodoo 0
That chick deserves a **** punt. Star Wars is friggen epic, and thats a really shallow reason to dump someone, tbh. Delete that chick's number, she's useless. #15 could use a kick to the crotch too.
so_me_fml 0
This. Is. Amazing. First time I've actually laughed out loud at an FML in quite some time. Not a Star Wars fan myself, but I can definitely appreciate a nerdy pastime. You're better off without that stupid girl if she can't love you for all your silly quirks!!!
dreamofme 0
Lol. #15... sounds like you DID know it was starwars day, but just weren't courageous enough to tell anyone, and now you feel like you've betrayed the Force. It's the only explanation for your blatant bichiness towards this situation. And as for the guy who submitted it, no worries... different strokes for different folks. She probably only replied like that because she's insecure with herself and has to cut off her heel to fit a social norm. Which is good, because the world was just looking for a girl who was just like EVERYONE ELSE (sarcasm). People suck.
fretforyerlatte 0
hahahaha ZING!