Jeez dude. What did you send her?

A duck pic?

Him smoking quack?

Couldnt he have just asked about her favourite program or something?!

OP pheasant expecting that I bet.

Definitely a dick pic...

and the joke goes over his head!

Damn, sorry dude. Hopefully you guys can rekindle the relationship.

In a real relationship, you will always have something to talk about. You enjoy just being in the other person's presence...just the interactions alone warm you with love and belonging. The same goes for the silent moments together. If you run out of anything, it just means that the emotions were not that strong to begin with.

#9, what fairy tale are you living in and how do I move there?

#9 I feel the same way in real life, but when texting that feeling isn't as strong, and you can't just be silent because then you're not texting. When you're with them in real life, you can be silent and just enjoy the presence of your significant other, but you can't quite do that while texting which is why people often have difficulty finding things to text about.

If she breaks up with you for not texting, you're better off single.

Breaks up with him for NOT texting? Uhh, I think you understood this FML wrong.

you're quite the ladies man...

Someone being your special other doesn't mean you can offend them. If that's what you've done.

Dude I see your comments everywhere

A point


^^Here you go, think you were missing this

That's terrible, I'm so sorry. There's nothing worse than a one sided love, though. Take heart in knowing there was nothing left to say to each other, and I hope you find someone who you'll never stop having exciting things to say to.

That doesn't sound one-sided to me. Sounds like they mutually felt the relationship had dried and it was time to pack up and move on.

True 5, and op at least you weren't a jerk and you tried. Better luck next time.

Maybe it was for the best if there was nothing to discuss. Don't worry, OP. You'll find someone who you'll bond with a bit better. :)

I agree. I think it's best you two broke up. If the relationship was going well then you'd have something to talk about and would be dying to speak to her and see her as much as possible. I hope you find a relationship where you're both so in love that you never want to be apart. Where you always want to share every part of your day and find out how theirs was. Where you can sit together in comfortable silence and still want to be together, even if you're both reading and not talking, but just want that shoulder to shoulder time. That's the kind of relationship you really want to be in!

^relationship goals right here

What the hell did you talk about?

Probably something offensive. It could also be that the girlfriend wanted to break up before the phone call and the call was the catalyst.

well it's a good thing you two broke up, seems you two aren't quite meant for each other.

How the hell did you manage that? o_0

Can we get a follow up on you sent her? Cuz I can't tell if I blame you or not.

This FML needs a follow-up more desperately than any other FML I've ever read. Or, uhh, something a bit less dramatic.

OP, we're all really interested to know what happened in that conversation!

edit: and knowing whether to blame you or not is not the reason...