juliahockey

About Juliahockey

Hi. I'm Julia. I'm not very interesting. So why are you here? That's the question

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

34%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

14%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

29%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

92%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

0%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

0%
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

400%
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

90,500%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

1,238%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

106%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

529%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

112%
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

300%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

50%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

24%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

1%

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Juliahockey's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Shropintz - / Wednesday 23 February 2011 00:27 / United States

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By failed - / Wednesday 23 February 2011 10:06 / Switzerland

Today, I asked my dad what his plans for Friday were. Apparently, he's going to a concert with my step-mom all evening. It's been their plan for months. Friday is my birthday. That's been set since the day I was born. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Thursday 24 February 2011 10:34 / United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it