Been there, I remember Instead of a thumbs up I ended flippin off an older lady, I felt pretty bad

That would have won points with me haha.

Tell her it was a flip phone.

Let me guess... you had alcohol in you. YDI.

She won't call. You gotta call her and explain the situation.

Now you know your weakness for your next job interview, poor dexterity lol. On a serious note it's an easy thing to do especially after a few drinks, I'm sure she'd understand

That made me laugh and tbh if somebody did that to me and they were otherwise friendly, I'd probably find it funny and think it was in purpose. I've flipped off many people at unexpected times cause I find it funny. I think it's from growing up watching Rik Mayall.

There needed to be a "face palm " button.

This FML caused me to spit-take my soda. I now have wet pants. Thank you, OP. The mental image of a guy winking and flipping the bird involuntarily will keep me amused for hours. I hope one of the talented FML illustrators turns this into a comic. As much as I'm laughing, I do sympathize, OP. I'm socially clumsy, and it feels like something I would do. I hope she calls you.

I know this must suck but i laughed so hard at this fml